Strength is being able to crush a tomato.
Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato.
Constitution is being able to eat a bad tomato.
Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad.
Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.
If I stop reblogging this assume I’m dead
Sweet Lady Kisses: Officer Lunchbox Edition
friend-zoning guys is horrible. it is disgusting. funzone them instead. send them to a small childs park so they can cry with the other babies when they dont get what they want.
We have a lot of different organs that we use on the show - obviously animal, and they always are pretty good stand-ins. Usually it consists of a lot of muscle and tissue, and we’ve got a lot of hearts that we work on. Or they’ll put a piece of steak in there.
Here’s the sexuality section of the posters my GSA will be putting up around the school!
These posters are by no means exhaustive and I only put the bare basics of each sexuality on the poster. If there’s a glaring error in a definition or something please tell me so I can fix it before we put these up in real life!
WHY IS THIS BUNNY WEARING A BACKPACK? WHERE IS HE GOING TO GO? WHAT DOES HE HAVE IN THIS BACKPACK?
it’s his 1st day of school wish him luck
Looking back through my archive and found the snapchat frenzy and this masterpost of some of my favourites that I sent out.
I sent a lot of funny Alison Hendrix snapchats during the OBsnapchat craze, but the “teach me how to gay” one will forever be my shining moment in this fandom
baby husky’s first time in the snow
"You’re very wide open and bright eyed. It’s kind of like you belong in The Sound of Music."
i wanna hold ur stupid fuckin hand and kiss ur stupid fuckin lips and lean against ur stupid fuckin shoulder and cuDDLE UP WITH YOU UNDER THE STUPID FUCKIN BLANKETS AND HAVE STUPID FUCKIN CONVOS W U ABOUT EVERYTHIN G GOD IM SO MAD UR SO FUCKIN CUTE